That means beard trust, people! So, here is the chart, from the LA Times of all places.
Beautiful and all, but my beard style is not represented. Tonsorialists!!
Anyhow, for those not already in the know, my stache/goatee shape looks like this:
Really, it’s a hybrid: A Chin Tuft/Soul Patch combination + half-thickness Cop Mustache + partial Goatee (see chart). I call mine the Zentee: All the essential parts are there and accounted for, but in a modern/minimalist fashion. No need to announce the beard with a bullhorn, or to over embellish the features. No. But they’re all there: Mustache, Goatee, and Soul Patch. No missing parts, no oddball extensions. No cartoonishly thin elements. Clean and trim, yet full, vigorous. Trust me, you’ll like it! Unless you just don’t like facial hair, in which case you may leave this blog right now.
And, as for where the Zentee fits on a “Trustworthiness of Beards” scale, I’ll leave that to you, my dear readers, to assess. Because, I trust you.